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There is a fifth dimension
beyond tha t which is known to man.

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It is a dimension as fastas
space and as timelessas infinity.

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It is the middle ground
between lightand shadovll,

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between science
and s upers tit/on,

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and it lies between
the pit of man's fears,

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and the summit of his knowledge.

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This is the dimension
of ima Gina tion.

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It is anarea which we
call the twilight zone.

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Let's see you pay for your drink

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in your own
inimitable fashion, huh?

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A song, denton.

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How about it?

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5 how dry I... 5

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come on now. Come on, denton.

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Get up.

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Come on, denton.

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5 how dry I am j

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fl howdryiamfl

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Charlie, can't you
break that up?

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Fl nobodyknows fl

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I don't like it
any more than you do.

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The misery they give
that guy out there.

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5 how dry I am j

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fl nobody cares fl

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fl howdryiamfl

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Come on, let's go in
and have some music, men.

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Portrait of a
town drunk named al denton.

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This is a man
who's begun his dying Earl y.

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A long, agonizing route
through a maze of bottles.

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Al den ton,
who would probabl y give

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anarm or a leg
or a part of his soul

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to ha ve another chance.
To be able to rise up

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and shake the dirt from his body

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and the bad dreams tha t
infes t his consciousness.

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In the parlance of the times,
this is a peddler.

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A ra ther fanciful -I ooking
little man

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ina black frock coa t.

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And this is the third principal
character of our s Tory.

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Its function,

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perhaps to give Mr. Al denton
his second chance.

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How you doing, al?

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How do, miss Smith?

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You packing a gun now?

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This isn't mine.

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I found it right over there.

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Somebody must have dropped it.

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You were pretty good with a
gun in your day, weren't you?

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Tha t wasa long
time ago, miss Smith.

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Well, you know something?

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This is the first time
I've held a gun since...

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I can't remember
how long it's been.

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Too much of that, isn't it?

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Yep.

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Why, al?

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Why do you have
to drink so much?

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I really don't know.

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I just got the habit
one day and kept to it.

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Wait a minute, boys.

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Here we go again, fellas.

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Let's hear our little songbird.

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Hey, denton!

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Three ohoruses
of ”how dry iam. ”

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Let's hear it!

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Al, don't do it.

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He'll give me a drink,
miss Smith.

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The devil with him.
I can give you one, too,

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and you won't have
to do that for it.

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5 how dry I am j

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fl howdry/amfl

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fl nobody knows fl

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3 how dryijj

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All right.

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Come on, rumm y.
Go on and get your drink

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you been a good boy.

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Wait a minute, denton.

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Hey, gunner!

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Hey! Where did
you get the artillery?

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I... found it

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I found it right over
there in the street.

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Is that a fact?

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Hey.

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Bet it's a long time since you
used one of those, huh, rummy?

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Yeah. A long time.

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Maybe you could use it now.

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Yeah. Maybe you
could even outdraw me.

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No, I wouldn't know
how to use it anymore.

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Well, le t's see you try.

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Come on. You and me will draw.

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All right, cut it
out. I t's no t f unn yan ymore.

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Get away, Liz. We're
having a showdown here.

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Come on, gunner.

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Dan, stop it!

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Dan, Liz is right.

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Go on back to the bar.

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Can't you see we got
private business here?

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Listen, Dan.

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Come on.

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Come on out here.

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Come on, rummy.

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Come on!

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I'm going to give
you a break, rumm y.

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I'm going to do it left-handed.

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Miss Smith, tell him.

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Please tell him.

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Please, miss Smith.
Explain to him...

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Miss Smith, please tell
him it was an accident.

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I don't want any trouble.
Mr. Hotaling.

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That was shooting, al!

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Come in and get a
drink. It's on the house.

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Did you get your eye back, al?

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You been practicing
or something?

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I ain't seen shooting like
that. Since I don't know when.

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Against hotaling too.

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It isn't even mine.

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Drinks on the house!

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Hey, rummy!

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Face me, denton!

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It was an accident,
Mr. Hotaling.

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I'm gonna get this
right in your stomach.

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Dan, give him a break.

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I didn't mean to...

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I didn't even mean to...

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I didn't even mean to...

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Mr. Denton, maybe you'd
let us buy you a drink.

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What did you call me?

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Uh, I didn't mean no offense.

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I just asked you
what you called me.

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Nothing. Nothing, Mr. Denton.

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I didn't call you anything.

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That's what you called me.

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Mr. Denton.

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He called me mister, Charlie.

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Here you are, al.

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No, thanks.

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I've had enough.

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I think I'll go out
and get a shave.

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And don't call me rummy anymore!

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Al?

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I think everything's
going to beall right now

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understand?

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Charlie says you're as good
with a gun now as you ever were.

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That's what Charlie says, huh?

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I was good.

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I was real good.

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I was so good that, once a day

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someone would ride into town

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to make me prove it.

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And every morning

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I'd start my drinking
a few minutes earlier

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until one morning

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the guy who asked me to prove it

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turned out to be 16 years old.

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I left him there on his face

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right there
in front of the saloon.

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I left him there,
bleeding to DEA th

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with my bullet in him.

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I guess it'll start
all over again now.

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Every fast and fancy man
who owns a gun

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will come riding in
down that street.

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Only this time,
it'll be me face down

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bleeding to death.

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I think I'll go in
and get a shave.

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I want to look proper
on the day I die.

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A tall man. Doesn't
usually wear his gun.

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Blond hair.

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Who does that describe?

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It describes a man
named al denton.

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He supposed to be top gun
here. Would that be you?

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That would be me.

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I gota message for you, denton,

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coming from Pete Grant.

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Well, let's hear the message.

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He'll be in town
tomorrow night at 10:00.

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He'll meet you
over in the saloon.

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You tell him,

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you tell him there's no call.

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Tell Mr. Grant I'll
be there tomorrow night.

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I'll wait for his pleasure.

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It's just what it'll be.

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It didn't take any time at all.

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Just time enough for one shave.

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Evening, Mr. Denton.

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I can't use anything.

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How's that?

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I can't use anything.

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You're a peddler, aren't you?

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Oh, yes. Dealer in everything.

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Utensils, herbs, medicine,
liniments and tonics.

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Farm implements, clothing,

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and po tions.

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Oh, yes. Potions.

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Kind of a sideline,
you might say.

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Fate's the name. Henry j. Fate.

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And you're al denton.

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And you're running away.

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You shouldn't, you know.

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You shouldn't run away.

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I shouldn't.

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Yeah. I guess you're right.

200
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I shouldn't run away.

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I should stay here
and get shot to death.

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I guess that's what I should do.

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Curse this thing.

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Curse the moment I found it.

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No, no, no.

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Don't curse it, Mr. Den ton.

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Use it.

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Here.

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This is one of my potions.

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You might call it that,
or an elixir.

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Either way, it'll help solve

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your problem, Mr. Den ton.

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I call tha t
my fast gun de vel oper.

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Man who drinks tha t becomes
the fastest of the fast.

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You'll beable to shoota hole

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through a sil ver dollar
in mid-air

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a ta hundred feet or better
without even aiming.

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It's guaranteed
to last for ten seconds.

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Ten seconds?

220
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And after that?

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Well, after that,
the user's on his own.

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Here. Try it.

223
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Well, test the
merchandise, so to speak.

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Go ahead.

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Proof of the pudding.

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Go ahead.

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Drink it.

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There's your target, Mr. Denton.

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Go ahead. Draw on it.

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Draw on it!

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[Gunshofl

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six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

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There you go, Mr. Den ton.

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Now tha t gun probabl y
wouldn't be any more use to you

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thana bottle
would be toa bull. Here.

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Drink this two seconds
after 10:00 in the night.

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Just at the moment Mr. Grant
walks into the saloon.

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How much do I owe you?

239
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Oh, there's no charge for this.

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You might call this...
Just a service.

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That's what it is.

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Just a service of Henry j. Fate

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just so you might
remember sometime

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the night fate stepped in.

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You want a drink, al?

246
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How about you, doc?

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That would be Grant.

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You denton?

249
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That's right.

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I hear you're
supposed to be fast.

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You got a good chance
to find out.

252
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Iaim to.

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Step away from
the bar, please, Mr. Denton.

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And draw.

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This is a push, boys.

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No winner.

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Yeah, you won't be shooting
anymore with that hand, al.

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Not anymore.

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Couple of fingers are
going to be stiff, too.

260
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,351
But that don't make
any difference.

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The way you stood up there,

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that will be something to
tell your grandchildren about.

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00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:42,194
And the way it looks now,
you'll live to have some.

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Just like me.

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You'll never be able

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to fire a gun again in anger.

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You're blessed, son.

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We've both been blessed.

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He's lucky.

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He learned it early.

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Did you get him, Pete?

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No more than he got me.

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Mr. Henr y fa te.

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Dealer in u tens/ls
and pots and pans

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lin/men ts and po tions.

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A fanciful little man
ina black frock coa t

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who can helpa man
climbing out of a pit

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or another man
from falling into one.

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Because, you see,
fa te can work tha t way

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in the twil igh t zone.

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Rod serl lng,
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will tell you about
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monda y nights
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I shouldn't, well, just
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Girls, girls, let's
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Well, I love bridge... oh, dear!

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Girls, I shouldn't have
used those paper napkins

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they always slide off your lap.

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Pardon this intrusion, ladies.

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Oh, he has such darling
manners, the Butler.

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Madam, this occasion calls
for kleenex table napkins.

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The napkins of quality
that won't slide off your lap.

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Well, I ook! They do
cling like cloth.

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And notice, madam,
kleenex table napkins

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now come in a new
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just fold ba ck in the center,

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and you get two napkin
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and the other in reserve.

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Wha ta smart idea!

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Hm, and they're so soft.

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I hate that scratchy kind.

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Girls, kleenex table
napkins really do

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cling like cloth.